evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
of course. lets lasso hookers.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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