I'm eating all of the evidence.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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