butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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