Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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