I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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