I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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