i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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