whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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