wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize