He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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