i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Is Oprah even human
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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