what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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