whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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