Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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