sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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