woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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