just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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