Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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