You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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