Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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