People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Oh Jesus.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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