Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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