Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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