Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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