Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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