I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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