I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
