Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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