Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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