why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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