what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
