Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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