Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Randomize