Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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