omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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