if i can run in heels then i can drive
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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