If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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