i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ugly people sure do ruin things
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You need Xanax blowdarts
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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