Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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