butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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