All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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