only if we run a train.
done.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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