what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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