Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry about my life...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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