When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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