Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
