I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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