yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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