U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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