Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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