get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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