Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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