I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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