but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
A bitchslap is in order.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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