Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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