Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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