Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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