I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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